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Song Parodies -> "Stand By Your Lamb"

Original Song Title:

"Stand By Your Man"

Original Performer:

Tammy Wynette

Parody Song Title:

"Stand By Your Lamb"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Sometimes it's hard, and there's no woman
Sittin' in the house for what you've planned
These are bad times,
And you want good times
So, you do things some won't understand
They'd be upsetish,
By your fetish
Thinkin' you should handle it by hand
But, for us farmers
There are charmers
Right out there in the pasture land

Stand By Your Lamb!
Snuggle that wool she brings you
So soft and warm to cling to
When nights are cold and lonely

Stand By Your Lamb!
Heck with the world, you love her
As only good perverters can
Stand By Your Lamb!

Stand By Your Lamb!
Place no one else above her
Let that sheep know just hers, you am
Stand....By....Your La-a-mb!

Stand....By....Your La-a-mb!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Kristof Robertson - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
We're soon going to have to rename this site Lambiright!! I now know more about ovine "husbandry" than I ever really wanted to....Fun stuff, AFW. 555
p.s. Are you seeing a therapist for this, dude? ;-)
Andria - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW, enough with the sheep-fetish songs! If you don't quit or at least cut back, I will focus my attention on someone else, like Dylan Baranski or Michael Pacholek. No vote because I am sick and tired of beastiality references on AmIRight.
AFW - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof,,,Lambiright..I like that, lol..(and about seeing a therapist..I'm going to do just that..note below).............................Oh, No, Andria.....Bite your tongue!...You can't mean that!...Please! Please! give me another chance...What would I do without you?? I promise I'll go to Sheep rehab, get flock therapy...I'll stop eating animal crackers!..I won't even pet Sniffy!..I beg of you.. Please !!!
alvin - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
or you could stand by your RAM, if the notion took you....more barnyard fun !
Project Sisyphus - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Best lamb song yet! Makes me want to remake the old hymn, "Sheep May Safely Graze on Pasture" —not around AFW, they don't. Looks like you got "lambasted" by Andria, though, she doesn't understand your love.
AFW - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...true for some, I guess....and thanks, Project S....yes, gals just don't want mutton to do with sheep, I guess
Natalie Kilgore - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW, this is Andria's 24-year-old sister, and I advise you to stop the beastiality references or else my sister will focus her affections on Michael Pacholek. No vote.
McKludge - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Guess there are some things that women don't find so funny. But I think this is great. Not that I've ever tried it. Nope... No Sir... ahem... anyway ... 555
he he "flock therapy"
AFW - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mckludge....I'm not writing from experience, either...just a good parody topic...
PMS - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm with AF- DUBBA-EWE. The reason I have written 6 barnyard ballads is that I once boasted that I could take any song in which the word "you" figures prominently into a sheep humping song. Nothing personal. Note to folks who object to this sort of thing: if you see words like "ewe", lamb, ram, bleat or fleece in a song title, don't read it.
Rick C - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Sounds like you're a glutton for mutton, AFW. You fleeced me of a few laughs here. 555+
AFW - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, PMS..Dubba-Ewe..I like long as it's not "Dubya"...Good advice, there....And thanks, Rick C...long time no C. ..How ya' been
Rick C - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm OK. Just haven't been writing (or reading) many parodies for a while. Thought I'd pop by and see what you folks were up to. The same old brilliance I see. :-)

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