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Song Parodies -> "Crippy Crippy Baked"
Original Song Title:
"Hippy Hippy Shake"
Original Performer:
Swinging Blue Jeans
Parody Song Title:
"Crippy Crippy Baked"
Parody Written by:
McKludge
The Lyrics
Just like Merry & Pippin said, I can't believe no one has done this before.
For the slang challenged, crippy = high grade marijuana, baked = stoned
For the slang challenged, crippy = high grade marijuana, baked = stoned
There’s no mistake
I love to crippy crippy bake
Yeah, me and my mates
We’re gettin’ crippy crippy baked
{cough} We don’t take pills
We just crippy crippy bake
Yeah we really chill man
When we’re crippy crippy baked
Yeah, and then we snack, {cough}
On Little Debbie cakes
Yeah we partake of buds with heft
Partake of buds so slight
We smoke and crippy bake bake
And stare at black light – poster babes
Yeah we’re pretty baked
No, we don’t do crack {cough}
We crippy crippy bake
Well of our brains we’re now bereft
Our IQ’s pretty slight
Because we crippy bake bake
We’re no longer bright, so maybe
Yeah, we should not bake
Nah, that’s pretty wack
Let’s crippy crippy bake
{cough} Let’s crippy crippy bake
{cough} Let’s crippy crippy bake
I love to crippy crippy bake
Yeah, me and my mates
We’re gettin’ crippy crippy baked
{cough} We don’t take pills
We just crippy crippy bake
Yeah we really chill man
When we’re crippy crippy baked
Yeah, and then we snack, {cough}
On Little Debbie cakes
Yeah we partake of buds with heft
Partake of buds so slight
We smoke and crippy bake bake
And stare at black light – poster babes
Yeah we’re pretty baked
No, we don’t do crack {cough}
We crippy crippy bake
Well of our brains we’re now bereft
Our IQ’s pretty slight
Because we crippy bake bake
We’re no longer bright, so maybe
Yeah, we should not bake
Nah, that’s pretty wack
Let’s crippy crippy bake
{cough} Let’s crippy crippy bake
{cough} Let’s crippy crippy bake
Actually, I've never smoked the stuff.
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fits the jubilant tone of the OS well
Good.
. . . . And just Who is Debbie, Sir ?? Why is she there ?? Or has your memory gotten 'crippy' !
alvin - Stoners are too relaxed to be jubilant.
LCC Little Debbie is a brand of snack cakes (http://www.littledebbie.com/). I thought they were nationwide, but maybe they're regional.
LCC Little Debbie is a brand of snack cakes (http://www.littledebbie.com/). I thought they were nationwide, but maybe they're regional.
"Crippy" is a new word for me... I'd heard "creeper" before, but not crippy. I liked the breakdown of logic in the third verse; you captured the stoner mindset well.
Good stuff (no pun originally intended) McK! Crippy is new on me too. Say!...You seem to know a lot about this subject ha ha :)
Red Ant - Crippy is a word-morph of creeper, I think.
Pip - Honestly, I've never smoked pot, but I've been around plenty of people who have. I've even passed it to the next guy. Every time I tell those guys that I don't smoke, they almost always reply, "yeah, you shouldn't start."
I might try to record this in that voice affect of trying to speak while holding in a bong hit.
Pip - Honestly, I've never smoked pot, but I've been around plenty of people who have. I've even passed it to the next guy. Every time I tell those guys that I don't smoke, they almost always reply, "yeah, you shouldn't start."
I might try to record this in that voice affect of trying to speak while holding in a bong hit.
Very good title sub and parody. I agree that people shouldn't start, but I really don't think it should be illegal.
JJ - I agree. Make pot as legal as alcohol and tobacco, regulate the THC content (just like beer and wine are regulated for alcohol content), tax the bejeebus out of it, and put the tax money toward universal health care.
Mr McKludge . . . please Sir, the ~MJ~ here today in NorCAL is verrry strong stuff; it grows wild here! There really is no way its content could be regulated: too many California-Tokers know that it is very easily altered genetically.The ~MJ~ today is about 10 times or 1,000% more potent than in the '70's !! The roads are cazy enough here, without legal TokeHeads driving!!
NorCAL - It's pretty strong here in FL, too (so I hear). DUI laws already cover those toke and drive. Like I said, I've been around lots of stoners, and they seem so much less dangerous than drunks.
And of course it grows wild. It's literally an herb.
And of course it grows wild. It's literally an herb.
sir McKlu, ~Duke o'Pyrolon~ can you do one with Mr CoverAlls . . . . perhaps tuning his engine???
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