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Song Parodies -> "Betcha, By Golly, Pow"

Original Song Title:

"Betcha By Golly Wow"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Betcha, By Golly, Pow"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Penry

The Lyrics

She's out there doin' her thing, and gettin' those voters to pay attention. She's got the oil companies on the run, and she will be glad to debunk scientists at every opportunity.
There's a wink that’s magic from your eyes.
Republicans cheer each time you smile.
Never thought those science tales were true.
But they will hear, and they will fear you

You're a meanie in disguise.
Full of slander to demise,
and, Chorus:
Betcha, By golly, pow
You're the one that they’ve been waitin’ for
And ever will our votes for you
Keep growin’ strong,
keep growin’ strong

Say the scientists have gone too far
Just six thousand years old is all we are
Was God’s will the pipeline was made
They pulled it together for you,
Oil companies will fear you.

When you do there is no try
Ask Exxon the reason why,
(Chorus) Betcha, By Golly, Pow
You're the one that they’ve been praying for
And ever will their lust for you
Keep growin’ strong,
keep growin’ strong
Not as good as Tina Fey, but the message comes through.

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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