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Song Parodies -> "Platforms and Low I.Q.'s"
Original Song Title:
"Incense and Peppermints"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Strawberry Alarmclock
Parody Song Title:
"Platforms and Low I.Q.'s"
Parody Written by:
Billy Slim
The Lyrics
In this song, I couldn't figure out what the verses are, so I just left it like this. =D
Blonde, blonde, blonde, blonde
Blonde, blonde, blonde, blonde
No sense, innocence, blonde to extreme
Short skirts, tube tops that I can see through
Leopard print furs that show she is not mean
Platforms and low I.Q.'s, that is what I want
She knows not what she does
Little is known about her brain size
Platforms and low I.Q.'s, does mean alot
She always wants to make you happy
Look for yourself, look for yourself oh, oh, yeah
Look for yourself, look for yourself, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah
Take a look at the world through her eyes
Puppy dogs get along with the kitty cats, yeah
All these politics, so confusing
Another hit to the head, I.Q. down one
She knows not what she does
Little is known about her brain size
No sense, innocence, blonde to extreme
Short skirts, tube tops that I can see through
Leopard print furs to show she is not mean
Platforms and low I.Q.'s that is what I want
She knows not what she does
Little is known about her brain size
Platforms, Low I.Q.'s
Platforms, Low I.Q.'s
No brains, man
No brains, man
No brains, man
No brains, man
No brains, man
Blonde, blonde, blonde, blonde
No sense, innocence, blonde to extreme
Short skirts, tube tops that I can see through
Leopard print furs that show she is not mean
Platforms and low I.Q.'s, that is what I want
She knows not what she does
Little is known about her brain size
Platforms and low I.Q.'s, does mean alot
She always wants to make you happy
Look for yourself, look for yourself oh, oh, yeah
Look for yourself, look for yourself, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah
Take a look at the world through her eyes
Puppy dogs get along with the kitty cats, yeah
All these politics, so confusing
Another hit to the head, I.Q. down one
She knows not what she does
Little is known about her brain size
No sense, innocence, blonde to extreme
Short skirts, tube tops that I can see through
Leopard print furs to show she is not mean
Platforms and low I.Q.'s that is what I want
She knows not what she does
Little is known about her brain size
Platforms, Low I.Q.'s
Platforms, Low I.Q.'s
No brains, man
No brains, man
No brains, man
No brains, man
No brains, man
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