Song Parodies -> "Winona Ryder"

Original Song Title:

"Jet Airliner"

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Original Performer:

"Winona Ryder"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

She is great I love her and I don't think this parody will disappoint some crazed fans. I love her movies. Even though she shoplifted her movies and acting ability are great...... She is so lovely... she is a little old for me though........ I would post her bail if I could....

Reality Bites, Mermaids
I've seen you before
Ryder your on my brain
I've been thinkin' about you
But my love is such a dismay
And I feel like screaming to you
Fans are in my way
You know I've got to push them along

Oh, Your Winona Ryder
Take me to where you stay
Oh, Your Winona Ryder
Cause I've got some things to say

Thank you for giving me a home
Goodbye to people I've lusted
Have to see you and make you my babe
I might see some fans calling you weird but I'll have them busted
But my love is for you
As you take me to heaven
Ryder your high, I got fear in my eye
You know you got to be a good date
I'll meet you at 7

Oh, Winona Ryder
Don't tell me there isn't a way
Oh, Winona Ryder
Cause I'll be your man today

Feeling down I'll take you to town
Feel the music sound
I've got to keep on seeing you in movies
You know you make my head spin' around
And I'm goin' out with you with some bladder problems
You know that I got to pee and
I don't want to get caught with merchandise
Shoplifting goin' down in the city

Lovely, Winona Ryder
Don't say it's o.k
Oh, Winona Ryder
You don't have to steal today

Pretty, Winona Ryder
I hope your okay
Oh, Winona Ryder
cause' I want to marry you this coming May
Stay,Stay,Stay

Beautiful, Winona Ryder
Throw that raggedy dress away
Darling, Winona Ryder
I'm buying another one for you today

Ya' know your Winona Ryder
Don't take me back to my home
Suspicious of Winona Ryder
Put that dress back where it belongs

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Anna - February 13, 2003 - Report this comment

And the Winner is...Cher in Moonstruck! This parody was a-okay!

Michael Pacholek - February 13, 2003 - Report this comment

I used to love her too. But Johnny Depp? Yuck! And all that smoking...What do you think this is, Paris? Halfway through "Reality Bites," I realized I was much more turned on by Janeane Garofalo: "Ogle me! Take the road less traveled!" (from her standup act, not in the movie)

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