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Song Parodies -> "Apostate Man"

Original Song Title:

"Spider Man theme song"

Original Performer:

Steve Ditko

Parody Song Title:

"Apostate Man"

Parody Written by:

Marc Lisevich

The Lyrics

A politically incorrect version of the song - not intended to offend anybody
Here's something that is entierly politically
correct
Copyright Marc Lisevich 2016

Apostate Man (Parody of Spider Man)

Apostate Man, Apostate Man
Does whatever an apostate can
Drinks some bourbon, any size
But he won't terrorize
Look out, here comes Apostate Man

Is he drunk, listen up
He's got BAC 0.08 level blood
Can he bomb MSF
Take a look overhead
Hey there, there goes Apostate Man

In the speed os Sharia he settles a divorce
In a property dispute, he arrives just in time!

Apostate Man, Apostate Man
Friendly neighbourhood Apostate Man
To others in his group, he's ignored
Alcohol is his reward

To him, life is a great big hangover
Wherever there's a hangover
You'll find the Apostate Man!

It is poking fun at the religious debates

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