{Instrumental Marching Band Intro}

[Verse 1: Martin]
I Like To March, Yeah.
Right Between The Marching Band,
On A Monday Where We March All Around.
Everywhere We Go, There We Are,
Going Far, Marching Near,
To The Road Away From There.

[Chorus 1: Martin & Bert]
Well, You Never Know, How To March,
Why Don't You Come With Us, Little Man,
On A Martin's Marching Monday.
You Never Know, How To Do It,
Why Don't You March Away With Us,
Martin's Band Is Still With Us.

[Chorus 2: Bert]
Careful Now, Bert.
Look Away, Bert.
There Goes Leap Flying Away.

[Verse 2: Martin]
Yesterday I Was In The Beatles' Cave,
So I Wished That I Would Sing,
Before The Beatles Could Answer Me,
Well, The Beatles Turned And Walked Away,
I Looked Around, The Beatles Were Never Around, But...

[Chorus 1: Martin & Bert]
You Never Know, How To March,
Why Don't You Come With Us, Little Men,
On A Martin's Marching Monday.
You Never Know, How To Do It,
Why Don't You March Away With Us,
Martin's Band Is Still With Us.

[Chorus 2: Bert]
Careful Now, Bert.
Look Away, Bert.
There Goes Leap Flying Away.

[Instrumental Marching Band Music]

[Chorus: Martin & Bert]
You Never Know, How To March,
Why Don't You Come With Us, Little Men,
On A Martin's Marching Monday.

[Outro: Martin & Bert]
You Never Know, How To March,
Why Don't You Come With Us, Little Men,
On A Martin's Marching Monday.