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Song Parodies -> "Porn To Be Filed"
Original Song Title:
"Born to be Wild"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Steppenwolf
Parody Song Title:
"Porn To Be Filed"
Parody Written by:
Yoidy
The Lyrics
I thought of this parody and wrote just the title. Then I discovered John Barry and Rick Duncan have the same titles. I thought of scrapping it, but then I figured, what the hell, I'll go through with it. So here goes.
Get your modem running
Hit the porno highway
That lez took out her dentures
For a little _itty play
Ya gotta go slap your jackson
Hide the monitor with your face
Make sure to wipe when you're done, then
Click file and hit save
I like buns and dyke queens
Heavy petting hummers
Facing naked sin
Kills the feeling love's a bummer
It beats having to wrap your jackson
To stop pregnancy and prevent AIDS
I'd rather stand with my pants down
And explode in her face
Like a true cubicle child
I look for porn, porn to be filed
If my manager spies
I'll press delete and say bye bye
Got my desktop perking
Tried to do some working
Instead I'm mousing with my right hand
& jerking with my left (too horny to rhyme)
There are times you'll raise your jackson
Don't let it happen when you ask for a raise
When your boss asks what you've been doing
Hide that after-cum daze
You're a fan of Girls Gone Wild
You've got Buttler scattered in piles
There's no need to deny
Sticky women get you high
You've Porn to be Filed
There's Porn to be Filed...
(Squirt) Yowzaa!
Hit the porno highway
That lez took out her dentures
For a little _itty play
Ya gotta go slap your jackson
Hide the monitor with your face
Make sure to wipe when you're done, then
Click file and hit save
I like buns and dyke queens
Heavy petting hummers
Facing naked sin
Kills the feeling love's a bummer
It beats having to wrap your jackson
To stop pregnancy and prevent AIDS
I'd rather stand with my pants down
And explode in her face
Like a true cubicle child
I look for porn, porn to be filed
If my manager spies
I'll press delete and say bye bye
Got my desktop perking
Tried to do some working
Instead I'm mousing with my right hand
& jerking with my left (too horny to rhyme)
There are times you'll raise your jackson
Don't let it happen when you ask for a raise
When your boss asks what you've been doing
Hide that after-cum daze
You're a fan of Girls Gone Wild
You've got Buttler scattered in piles
There's no need to deny
Sticky women get you high
You've Porn to be Filed
There's Porn to be Filed...
(Squirt) Yowzaa!
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Insert - I'll press delete and say bye bye (to the) porn to be filed!
a real kneeslapper...or is that a jackson slapper ?....in any case, one of your finest pieces
Welcome to the club, Yoidy.
It must be sweeps week here at amiright.
dirty fun
Thanks for reading, guys!
Aside from "Jackson" instead of "Johnson," this was a disgusting piece of filth! Thank you.
Nitty, gritty, and humorous
What John said, eventually we're going to have a "best of" of one parody title, when we all get to 3,000
LOL funny! I'll bet your computer is a Wang
The funny thing is---the original artists probably could sing this song as honestly as they sung the original-555
Funny, Yoidy - following in illustrious footsteps with the idea :-) Must have been close to the censor's scissors, though: my "BJ" parody of "Bad Day" didn't make it through, and it's barely more explicit than this one (Chucky didn't even pass the recording. Sigh.)
LOL Phil! Maybe it was cause of that title, sounds hilarious though.
If you fancy a laugh, you can pick up a recording here: www.soundclick.com/philalexander - it's not particularly explicit, but "play a piped piece on the pork piccolo" may have strayed a bit beyond the pale.
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