Get your modem running
Hit the porno highway
That lez took out her dentures
For a little _itty play

Ya gotta go slap your jackson
Hide the monitor with your face
Make sure to wipe when you're done, then
Click file and hit save

I like buns and dyke queens
Heavy petting hummers
Facing naked sin
Kills the feeling love's a bummer

It beats having to wrap your jackson
To stop pregnancy and prevent AIDS
I'd rather stand with my pants down
And explode in her face

Like a true cubicle child
I look for porn, porn to be filed
If my manager spies
I'll press delete and say bye bye

Got my desktop perking
Tried to do some working
Instead I'm mousing with my right hand
& jerking with my left (too horny to rhyme)

There are times you'll raise your jackson
Don't let it happen when you ask for a raise
When your boss asks what you've been doing
Hide that after-cum daze

You're a fan of Girls Gone Wild
You've got Buttler scattered in piles
There's no need to deny
Sticky women get you high

You've Porn to be Filed
There's Porn to be Filed...

(Squirt) Yowzaa!