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Original Song Title:

"Flowers On The Wall"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Statler Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Writing On The Wall"

Parody Written by:

SwimPuff165

The Lyrics

I keep readin' all your nerves about this swim practice
But all that stuff you're hearing each day is from coach I guess
If I were swimmin' in your lane I'd understand this shit
While you and the team are puzzled with coach, I'm always full of grit

See that writing on the wall
I can understand it all
That ol' marker's come undone
Every practice just begun
Doin' butterfly and splashin' 50 free
But don't ask me, I'm out on a spree

One day I wore my latest briefs, made here by TYR
As long I work hard it's worth to see what strokes get far
And please don't give me a DQ, I've haven't crossed the line
You can always find me here, swimmin' until nine

See that writing on the wall
I can understand it all
That ol' marker's come undone
Every practice just begun
Doin' butterfly and splashin' 50 free
But don't ask me, I'm out on a spree

It's great to know, a meet is soon, we really gotta drill
Anyhoo my goggles aren't accustomed to the chill
And my speed is not accustomed to tapering each day
Now I must drive back to my home and go and hit the hay

See that writing on the wall
I can understand it all
That ol' marker's come undone
Every practice just begun
Doin' butterfly and splashin' 50 free
But don't ask me, I'm out on a spree

Don't ask me, I'm out on a spree

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