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Song Parodies -> "Manure Man"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Spiderman TV Theme Song

Parody Song Title:

"Manure Man"

Parody Written by:

Roger and Robert Arndt

The Lyrics

I was going through some old boxes and found some of my brother's songs from 1975. He was 8 at the time and we collaborated on several Marvel parodies. "Grandma Man" I already submitted but I found this one too. It was short, so I extended our original concept. I was 11...
Manure Man, Manure Man
Takes the poop right from the can
Throws a turd, any size,
Smells like sh-t, attracts flies
Look Out! Here comes Manure Man!

Smells real strong in brown crud,
The stuff he carries isnt mud!
Rains down poop on your head
Takes a sh-t in your bed!
Hey, there, there goes Manure Man!

He wins every fight
Throwing poop's so unkind
You will vomit on sight
He's got piles by his side

Manure Man, Manure Man
Eats a lot of Mexican
Knows no shame that's for sure
Skid marks are in his shorts
To him, pulling poop out his ass, yuck!
Throwing it is his crack-up
The disgusting Manure Man!!!
Misspellings and punctuation corrected.

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 21

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James - August 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Villain seeing Manure Man for the first time, "What the sh*t?!?"
Rob Arndt - August 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Better yet, Samuel L Jackson after getting hit by feces, "Motherf-cker!"
Jonathan - August 03, 2015 - Report this comment
No $#!^? 455
Drake - August 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Holy $h!t. 555 dumps!
Rob Arndt - August 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks all. My brother and I did this as kids in the '70s.
Patrick - August 04, 2015 - Report this comment
Did you ever draw a picture of your super hero? That would have taken a lot of brown crayons. There is a big comic convention in KC this weekend. Show up in that costume and you'll have the Sprint Center all to yourself.
Rob Arndt - August 04, 2015 - Report this comment
True story: Our dad woke us boys up one night like it was an emergency. I thought fire for sure, but he took us into the bathroom to see a huge log of crap 3" in diameter by about 6-7" long that wouldn't flush! He was so impressed by it that he got the camera and took a pic of it! Well, mom got upset and he had to use a coat hanger to break it up. That gave us the idea for the Bulk monster. Dad later was hospitalized for leukemia and died within months. We went back to PA. to have the body buried. Was bored to death in Middletown, so we went to 7-11 to get the Marvel Superheroes Slurpee collectors cups. That's when we wrote the parodies. We never got around to Thor, Captain America, or Submariner. Using '70s terminology, I would still be hard pressed to come up with silly names for them. It was 1975. Maybe Bore, Captain Hysteria, and Smog Air Whiner! I'll have to consult my brother!

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