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Song Parodies -> "Foley and PageBoy 16 Going On 17"

Original Song Title:

"Rolf and Liesl 16 Going On 17"

Original Performer:

Sound Track Sound Of Music

Parody Song Title:

"Foley and PageBoy 16 Going On 17"

Parody Written by:

Donny Rotten

The Lyrics

Dedicated to the fine men and women of the FBI.
You wait, little page, on an empty stage
For fate to turn the light on
Your ass, little boy, as an empty space
That I will gladly jump on

jump on?

You are sixteen going on seventeen
Baby, it's time to think
Better beware, be canny and careful
Baby, you're on the brink

You are sixteen going on seventeen
I know I'm first in line
Eager I am for muscular young lads
I offer you beer and wine,

Totally unprepared are you
To face a world of men
Timid and shy and scared are you
Of things beyond your ken

You need someone older an wiser
Telling you what to do
I am fifty going on sixty
I will take care of you

I am sixteen going on seventeen
I know that I'm naive
Fellows I meet may tell me I'm sweet
And willingly I believe

I am sixteen going on seventeen
Innocent as a rose
Bachelor dandies, drinkers of brandies
What do I know of those

Totally unprepared am I
To face a world of men
Timid and shy and scared am I
Of things beyond my ken

I need someone older and wiser
Telling me what to do
You are fifty going on sixty
I'll depend on you

Man you just can't get better material than real life!

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Agrimorfee - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Wish you changed more than one word so I could actually call this a parody. :(
Ravyn Rant - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Pity. If you'd actually changed the words this could have been brilliant.
TJC - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm sorry to have to agree with Agrimorfee and Ravyn, but, on the other hand... it's amazing that by changing so few words you concocted such a scathing parody--if that was your intent, then bravo and I apologize

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