[Tim] He talks and sees, and like bumble bees
His words gave us tears
He waltzes on his way on this site
And writes songs out of air
And underneath his pimple
He has monsters in their lair
[Jim] I even heard him singing in the showers

[T] He's always joked for parodies
[J] But his serious words are real
[T] He's always joked for everyone
[J] Except for only us
[T] I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly say
[Both] Dumb A** Kid's not a joke to the Bradys

[J] I'd like to say a word in his behalf
Dumb A** Kid... makes me... laugh!

[Both] How do you solve a problem like Dumb A** Kid?
How do you catch that guy and pin him down?
How do you find a word that means Dumb A** Kid?
A Pain-in-the-Butt! A Son-of-a-Gun! A clown!

Many a thing we know we'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do we make he say
We're funny anyway
Does he wake the dead in the land?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Dumb A** Kid?
How do you bury him in the sand?

[J] When I hear him I'm annoyed
Out of focus, he's bemused
And I never know exactly what I say
[T] Unpredictable as weather
He's as braindead as a dingbat
He's a monkey! He's a demon! He is gay!

[Both] He'd outmonkey any horse
Make us really lose our voice
He could throw a whirling bat out of Hell
[T] He is mental! He is wild!
[J] He's a zombie! Not a child!
[T] He's a headache!
[J] He's an anger!
[Both] He's no goodl!

How do you solve a problem like Dumb A** Kid?
How do you catch that guy and pin him down?
How do you find a word that means Dumb A** Kid?
A Pain-in-the-Butt! A Son-of-a-Gun! A clown!

Many a thing we know we'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do we make he say
We're funny anyway
Does he wake the dead in the land?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Dumb A** Kid?
How do you bury him in the sand?