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Song Parodies -> "Best Way To Blow A Fart"
Original Song Title:
"Expressway To Your Heart"
Original Performer:
Soul Survivors
Parody Song Title:
"Best Way To Blow A Fart"
Parody Written by:
Tim
The Lyrics
A problem that many of us face, about when to let farts loose, but without getting caught and ridiculed
(farts blowing and then instrumental intro)
I've been lettin' loose some poo for a long time,
Cuz constantly it's been so confined,
I was thinking about a short fart I could make,
But it seems like, I made a mistake
It was strong, ooh, and much too long
It took more than a few hours
A fellow started shout
"You must have an infection
please don't fart in my direction", but what's the
Best way
to blow a fart
the best way
it's not in someone face
Everywhere I go
is much too crowded (too crowded)
it's much too crowded (too crowded)
so-o crowded (too crowded)
it's much too crowded (aah, too crowded)
so so so crowded (aah, too crowded)
Well there's so many to let free
But all the time, they're stuck inside of me
I thought that I could get a clean blow right then
but I got, I got caught instead
And it was strong, babe, and much too long
It took more than a few hours
A fellow started shout
"You must have an infection"
I gotta fart in the right direction, but what's the
Best way
to blow a fart
the best way
it's not in someone face
Everywhere I go
is much too crowded (too crowded)
it's much too crowded (too crowded)
so-o crowded (too crowded)
it's much too crowded (aah, too crowded)
so so so crowded (aah, too crowded)
(fade out with farts blowing)
I've been lettin' loose some poo for a long time,
Cuz constantly it's been so confined,
I was thinking about a short fart I could make,
But it seems like, I made a mistake
It was strong, ooh, and much too long
It took more than a few hours
A fellow started shout
"You must have an infection
please don't fart in my direction", but what's the
Best way
to blow a fart
the best way
it's not in someone face
Everywhere I go
is much too crowded (too crowded)
it's much too crowded (too crowded)
so-o crowded (too crowded)
it's much too crowded (aah, too crowded)
so so so crowded (aah, too crowded)
Well there's so many to let free
But all the time, they're stuck inside of me
I thought that I could get a clean blow right then
but I got, I got caught instead
And it was strong, babe, and much too long
It took more than a few hours
A fellow started shout
"You must have an infection"
I gotta fart in the right direction, but what's the
Best way
to blow a fart
the best way
it's not in someone face
Everywhere I go
is much too crowded (too crowded)
it's much too crowded (too crowded)
so-o crowded (too crowded)
it's much too crowded (aah, too crowded)
so so so crowded (aah, too crowded)
(fade out with farts blowing)
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