Went to the store the other night
Found some Nike's fit my feet just right
The style was good, the price was, too
So I walked out in my new pair of shoes

Shoes, I bought shoes, Babe

They say good posture is the key
To standing straight and walking comfortably
When I achieve a perfect fit
It feels so good I'd rather stand than sit

Shoes, I've got shoes, Babe

I've got sandles in the spring, thrown at me whenever I sing
Giant size, for when I'm I a clown
Polished up, for a night on the town
A pair of cleats for the football ref, jackboots for the Bureau ATF
When I put my Asics on
Then I'm prepared to run a marathon

Shoes, I've got shoes, Babe
I've got shoes, Babe

Earth Shoes with the recessed sole
Bunion pads by Doctor Scholl
Arch supports to ease my back
Brogans when I reenact
Bunny slippers, pink and cute
Alligator cowboy boots
Zapatos that were made in Spain
Galoshes for the pouring rain

I bought shoes, Babe
Lots of shoes, Babe
I got shoes, Babe
Box of shoes, Babe

I've got shoes, Babe