Song Parodies -> "I Can't Spy Babe"

Original Song Title:

"I Got You Babe"

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Original Performer:

"I Can't Spy Babe"

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So a solar assisted Chinese 'Observation" balloon drifted into our airspace by accident? Even people far less cynical than I are saying bullshit. No matter though; anything of consequence in the USA (Say: Military) is hardened, shielded and hidden. This parody almost wrote itself.

I Got You Babe Lyrics

He ducked COVID while gorging on rice
Xi JingPing was ready to pay a price...
Russia was full of drunken dotards
But US Intel sure could make Xi hard...

Babe
I Can't Spy Babe, I Can't Spy Babe

So Xi gathered up folks like Fang
and formed them into an Intel stealing gang..
The Clinton thefts they were a curse...
but with Congress marks things would sure get worse...

Babe
I Can't Spy Babe, I Can't Spy Babe

Fang says: Eric... swallows well,
(Thank you for...the US Intel!)
Spy balloon! High in the air!
An F-22....put a missile there!!

Now we are hopefully ending this hell
With Eric gone fromm Committee Intel
But this won't end the perfidy...
Because China now owns 23 & Me!!!

Babe
I Can't Spy Babe, I Can't Spy Babe

China has a Leader: Xi JingPing!
The US has Biden... a Ding-A-Ling!
Chinese balloon inside Montana air!
Why the hell did we let it go there?
We shot it down with an F-22!
It was about time for that to do!!
Biden will gaff yet some more!
Let's hope for an honest '24!

I Can't Spy Babe
I Can't Spy Babe
I Can't Spy Babe
I Can't Spy Babe
I Can't Spy Babe

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CML - February 09, 2023 - Report this comment

Now, for an encore do the latest offering from Eric Fartwell. ... Fang Fang, they shot it down ... Fang Fang it hit the ground

DT - February 09, 2023 - Report this comment

Hey, not a nice thing to call my alleged son, although he does fart very well. Nothing else though.

From above - February 10, 2023 - Report this comment

Glad to hear that nothing these days can ever drift on the winds accidentally in across the US borders - I'm sure that's because of the big pressure outwards from God blowing straight down trying to out the total dumpster fire of the Biden administration. ;-P

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