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Song Parodies -> "Bill Used Quaaludes"

Original Song Title:

"I Got You Babe"

Original Performer:

Sonny & Cher

Parody Song Title:

"Bill Used Quaaludes"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Bill Cosby guilty in admission from 2005 documents of a case settled out of court made public. He ADMITTED that he used quaaludes on women for sex. That validates all the 25+ women that have come forward to whom Bill called them liars preying on his celebrity status. Now his status is lying serial rapist!!! He's fully open to civil lawsuits over defamation of character.
Most were young and did not know
That Cosby was a perverted soul
Took decades to prove what had been true:
That friendly Bill used drugs to rape this female group

Bill used quaaludes
Stripped them full nude
Bodies abused

He had sex without their consent
Were paralyzed,
By a man they thought a Gent
He assured them so, just to take a rest
"Have a drink my dears"
Then they found themselves undressed


Thought they'd never feel a thing
That no charges would they bring
Bill was so glad, no evidence was found
Until recently, the documents came out!

No criminal charges, they waited too long
So much despair,
What he did was wrong, just wrong!
But slowly interviewed over time
His MO confirmed in the spotlight
With arrogance denied...


In capaccino, milligrams
In soft drinks, milligrams
In beverages and hard drinks
The same pills slowly fizzling
Many of the girls did cry
Were violated, could have died
Still denied, put on a show
But now there's proof, and Bill you are exposed
Bill used quaaludes
Stripped them full nude
Bodies abused
No one's amused...

Women resolute

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 67

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   18
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   49

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C.B. - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
What is this supposed to be, Felonious Psuedonym [sic]? Funny? Entertaining? Informative? Inventive? Ingenious? Uplifting? 1s.
Jonathan - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
^ C.B. ... Cosby, Bill? but seriously I really wanted to believe he was innocent in all of this but oh well I guess if John Elway could act like a decent human being all those years before showing his true colors anyone can! you got 5's Rob!
Rob Arndt - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Oh, I'm so sorry for the complex title above CB's reading comprehension. It should have been titled "He Raped Drugged Babes!!!" Btw, thanks Jon. The 1 bombers are ineffectual...
Patrick - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Sad to learn that someone whom I so respected had been so wrong. A man of his stature and position could have had willing women, or better yet, one rock solid relationship. But, just like cancelling "Dukes of Hazzard" on the rerun channel, taking Cosby off the air will deprive his co-stars of their royalties. Guilt by association hurts others, not just the real offender.
Rob Arndt - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Look at MJ. I think if you are sexually deviant that money and status doesn't really matter. Fame and celebrity just bring added pressure. Some cope with drugs, booze, and bad behavior. Others, it's sexual perversions. I pity his wife because she probably knew and chose to stay anyway.
C.B. - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
As a parody, this is a typically banal rehash of cable channel news and, as such, in my opinion, does not fit the category of parody. That is my point. For editorials, I go to newspapers. For ruminations on sexual deviancy, I'll go to the appropriate web site. You tell me what 13 people were thinking when they scored 5 for How Funny! Don't wrap yourself in the banner of libertarianism and tell me that a parody is whatever you decide it is. And please don't post one of your seething, snarling replies.
Rob Arndt - July 08, 2015 - Report this comment
CB, you can't even be bothered to identify yourself as a parodist here, so anything you say is like background noise to me. Please apply your parody standard equally to ALL parodists that write on sports, terrorism, politics, and any other non-humorous material in the news. What about non-humorous tributes and personal experiences as well? As usual, you present a double standard for your buddies whom you auto-5 for the mundane and others you judge! I write what I want and nothing you can do will hinder me. Not in negative commentary nor 1 bombs. Please SU and provide your parodies and stats for direct comparison; if not, anything you say is worthless to me. Unless you are JAB, you are nowhere near me in production nor status as Number 2 Parodist and Number 6 Contributor simultaneously. I remain unique here. You are a petty commentator stalking my posts. Epic fail on your part. Btw, your pseudonymous complaints have been discussed before, so your verbal regurgitations fall flat. Go choke on your own bile.
Jean Louis Dominique Pierre Bouchon - July 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Bon matin, bĂȘte noire.
Rob Arndt - July 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Likewise, persona non grata

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