"I Got Ebay"

You think I'm young and I don't know
But you'll find out when you get home
You just won't know until I'm through
I'm selling all the things belong to you

Babe
I got ebay I got ebay

You never help with food or rent
Before it's earned, my money's all been spent
I'll make it so you don't have a pot
And I'll make bucks from all the things you've got

Babe
I got ebay I got ebay

I got photos of your things, and I've auctioned off your ring
Now you've been had, now you're the clown
And I don't care, and I'll never be found
So if you say my hair's all wrong
I won't be there for you to string along
Without all of your crap to mind
I'll bank the bucks and you'll be left behind

Babe
I got ebay I got ebay

I got used just like you planned
I got you now, understand?
I got used but now I'm free
I got used - Where's your TV?
I got used but this will pass
I got used so kiss my @ss
I got used, but I've let go
I got you now, don't you know?

I got ebay
I got ebay
I got ebay
I got ebay
I got ebay