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Song Parodies -> "PED's"

Original Song Title:

"Dominique"

Original Performer:

Soeur Sourire (Jeanine Deckers, The Singing Nun)

Parody Song Title:

"PED's"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

PED's, a frequent feature
Of our games for far too long:
Today's mores gone wrong.
All you vermin, all you curs,
All you pompous a-hole jerks,
Lance Armstrong, return those shirts.

Fancy Lancey, cancer fighter,
We're so glad that you survived,
With your doping and your moping
You got Oprah on your side.

PED's, a weekly feature
Of our games for far too long:
Today's mores gone wrong.
All you vermin, all you curs,
All you pompous a-hole jerks,
Lance Armstrong, return those shirts.

Barry Bonds, the BALCO scandal
Took five years to get to court;
Now the Giants have two Series rings
No thanks to you, you dork.

PED's, a creepy feature
Of our games for far too long:
Today's mores gone wrong.
All you vermin, all you curs,
All you pompous a-hole jerks,
Lance Armstrong, return those shirts.

Mark McGuire, what a monster
Blasting homers right and left;
Dopey Barry came along
And smashed your record 'tween his pecs.

PED's, a cheesy feature
Of our games for far too long:
Today's mores gone wrong.
All you vermin, all you curs,
All you pompous a-hole jerks,
Lance Armstrong, return those shirts.

Track sensation, our Maid Marion
Olympic records set;
Thanks to tetrahydrogestrinone
In jail you had to sweat.

PED's, a sneaky feature
Of our games for far too long:
Today's mores gone wrong.
All you vermin, all you curs,
All you pompous a-hole jerks,
Lance Armstrong, return those shirts.

All you muscled megasuperstars
You claim you did no crime;
You were only lying, cheating,
Obfuscating hunks of slime.

PED's, a sleazy feature
Of our games for far too long:
Today's mores gone wrong.
All you vermin, all you curs,
All you pompous a-hole jerks,
Lance Armstrong, return those shirts.

We revere our shining heroes
As they autograph our nuts;
Multimillionaires are junkies
Shooting clear stuff in their butts.

PED's, a cheeky feature
Of our games for far too long:
Today's mores gone wrong.
All you vermin, all you curs,
All you pompous a-hole jerks,
Lance Armstrong, return those shirts.

Hunky Melky got so sulky,
Now we know the reason why
Your muchacha had a baby:
Your testosterone was high.

PED's, a freaky feature
Of our games for far too long:
Today's mores gone wrong.
All you vermin, all you curs,
All you pompous a-hole jerks,
Lance Armstrong, return those shirts.

All the owners and promoters
Say they're cleaning up the game;
Random testing hasn't solved too much;
The fans must share the blame.

PED's, unseemly features
Of our games for far too long:
Today's mores gone wrong.
All you vermin, all you curs,
All you pompous a-hole jerks,
Lance Armstrong, return those shirts.
Copyright Bob Gomez 2013

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Callmelennie - February 08, 2013 - Report this comment
555! The Singing Nun on Steroids!! (baroomp CHING!)
John Barry - February 08, 2013 - Report this comment
Soeur Seringue.
Old Man Ribber - February 08, 2013 - Report this comment
Bob - Any parodies better in content and execution? Nun that I know! ;D
Callmelennie - February 10, 2013 - Report this comment
Souer Seringue -- Sister Syringe. I GET IT, JB!! Sorry about the 48 hour recognition delay, but it's been 35 years since I dropped Basic French after the first lecture

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