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Song Parodies -> "The Cleveland Browns"
Original Song Title:
"Tears of a Clown"
Original Performer:
Smokey Robinson & The Miracles
Parody Song Title:
"The Cleveland Browns"
Parody Written by:
Paul Warren
The Lyrics
Another lousy year of Football in Cleveland has came to a close! As a matter of fact...The "Browns" Season is over even before Opening Day Begins!
1-The Brown and Orange are going to play,
But it seems that every season,
The Browns are only acting like fools,
And there shouldn't be any reason.
For every fan with expectation,
It seems the same thing with coach-blaming.
Our teams makes us sad,
We keep losing so bad,
Call them The Clowns they make me mad!
Chorus-Yes, there are bad teams known to man,
But they can't be worse than...The Cleveland Browns.
They put everybody down.
2-Instead of Touchdowns, we score by 3,
It seems that me must have 2 runs then pass.
It seems The Browns can't even try to win,
You'd leave the game just before the half.
And don't show me the replay, it will show you,
The Browns Season, they'll just win two.
Pat Shurmur Must Go!
It's been since '64!
Looks like there's No Super Bowl!
We can't take this Drama No More!
Chorus-Yes, there are bad teams known to man,
But they can't be any worse than...The Cleveland Browns.
They put everybody down.
3-Just like Schottenheimer did,
Or like The Kardiac Kids.
It seems that we will win,
But we bite the big...one.
That's The Cleveland Browns.
They make us all frown.
(Ad lib on how the Browns Season upsets us until fade).
But it seems that every season,
The Browns are only acting like fools,
And there shouldn't be any reason.
For every fan with expectation,
It seems the same thing with coach-blaming.
Our teams makes us sad,
We keep losing so bad,
Call them The Clowns they make me mad!
Chorus-Yes, there are bad teams known to man,
But they can't be worse than...The Cleveland Browns.
They put everybody down.
2-Instead of Touchdowns, we score by 3,
It seems that me must have 2 runs then pass.
It seems The Browns can't even try to win,
You'd leave the game just before the half.
And don't show me the replay, it will show you,
The Browns Season, they'll just win two.
Pat Shurmur Must Go!
It's been since '64!
Looks like there's No Super Bowl!
We can't take this Drama No More!
Chorus-Yes, there are bad teams known to man,
But they can't be any worse than...The Cleveland Browns.
They put everybody down.
3-Just like Schottenheimer did,
Or like The Kardiac Kids.
It seems that we will win,
But we bite the big...one.
That's The Cleveland Browns.
They make us all frown.
(Ad lib on how the Browns Season upsets us until fade).
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