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Song Parodies -> "Britney Spears"
Original Song Title:
"Tracks Of My Tears"
Original Performer:
Smokey Robinson and the Miracles
Parody Song Title:
"Britney Spears"
Parody Written by:
Tim Mayfield
The Lyrics
People say I'm a slut on the soundstage
'Cause I let my midriff show
I wear my shirts too high and
Wear my shorts too low
Well take a good look at my waist
See I'm clearly pleading my case
Just look closer, it's easy to see
That I'm Britney Spears
I dance lewd, dance lewd
Seems that lately
I have locked my lips on other girls
Saying that it's all in fun
Although your point is moot
I'm wearing gorgeous boots
'Cause I am the famous one
Well take a good look at my face
See I'm clearly singing mistakes
Just look closer, it's easy to see
That I'm Britney Spears
Besides, I'm overrated
Decide if I'm degraded
In a gown, I know I cause moms to frown
My fans they should pay up I swear
I need make-up again
Well take a good look at my taste
See my beauty's going to waste
Just look closer, it's easy to see
That I'm Britney Spears
'Cause I let my midriff show
I wear my shirts too high and
Wear my shorts too low
Well take a good look at my waist
See I'm clearly pleading my case
Just look closer, it's easy to see
That I'm Britney Spears
I dance lewd, dance lewd
Seems that lately
I have locked my lips on other girls
Saying that it's all in fun
Although your point is moot
I'm wearing gorgeous boots
'Cause I am the famous one
Well take a good look at my face
See I'm clearly singing mistakes
Just look closer, it's easy to see
That I'm Britney Spears
Besides, I'm overrated
Decide if I'm degraded
In a gown, I know I cause moms to frown
My fans they should pay up I swear
I need make-up again
Well take a good look at my taste
See my beauty's going to waste
Just look closer, it's easy to see
That I'm Britney Spears
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A very good 1...equals fives
Clever stuff.
Oops, I gave you 5's again!
Fun, Tim :-)
Yes!! Big 5s.
Dear Mayfield. Runs as if she'd written it herself. Good job.
Very funny stuff. 555
Do I have to give you enough fives for two?
Oh come on, she's not THAT lewd! Heh heh 5's
( SOTM ) DKTOS but funny.
(SOTM) DKTOS
(SOTM) Smokey would throttle you for ruining this Motown classic...that's a compliment.
Great take on a Motown classic. Another Motown classic that describes Britney is Money (That's What I Want)
(SOTM) Bravo, Tim. Way to take that ditz down a notch.
(SOTM) already voted, commented
SOTM...high 5's...like Jacko, she is a parody waiting to happen
(SOTM) I wonder what her comeback gimmick will be once the pregnancy is over and the nanny is installed? The record company can't sell her to teens and pre-teens anymore and the L-word thingy has already been done. OK, so there's the old crowd, enough of'em to sell another record, but IMHO she's more likely to be the next Cher than the next Madonna. Just my 555 cents of course.
SOTM: Not bad...and I always say her videos are awesome (you can always turn down the sound) =)
(SOTM)
She dances really cute,
Just like a prostitute...
Hilarious. I loved it.
She dances really cute,
Just like a prostitute...
Hilarious. I loved it.
SOTM--I had some internal rhyme scheme issues...but I am generally forgiving when it comes to bashing Mrs. Federline...=)
(SOTM) Hey, maybe she'll see this and lip synch it at her next concert! ;) Nice job!
Most guys would pay to 'look closer'. Funny stuff.
(SOTM) Nice choice with the OS! 5s
(SOTM) Commented above.
(SOTM) See above!
Are you missing a line in the first verse? No biggie; still really funny. I love your subs for "Take a good look at my face" and their followup rhymes.
(SOTM) hard not to get a good look at her waist nowadays, as its ever-expanding girth is so well documented on page 3s world-wide - I just want the world to go back to a pre-Britney's-baby era
All these parodies slagging off Britney... maybe we should lighten up and cut her a bit more slack...
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...naah, only joking ;-)
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...naah, only joking ;-)
(SOTM) Although dissing Brit is like shooting already-dead fish in a rather confined barrel (I should know; I've done it myself)..this was a fine bit of venom, Tim. 555
Yep, that Spears is a clown. Good stuff.
MOTHER F@(#&R, another DKTOS. I hate givin' these out and the free-read make it seem like the parody relies a lot on the flow of the original lyrics. Damn, free-read was enjoyablew for the same reasons that others have commented on. Sorry I couldn't be more use here Tim.
(SOTM) DKTOS
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