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Song Parodies -> "I'm Sickened By The Notion"

Original Song Title:

"I Second That Emotion"

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Sickened By The Notion"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

maybe you want to lick and kiss my feet
or oil me up one night, on velvet sheets
maybe you'd like to play with blow-up dolls
that were smeared with honey and propped up by the wall

oh, listen, girl
in that case, i don't want no part
i think your ways are off the chart...oh
you never feel like lovin' me
without tons of commotion
i'm sickened by the notion
said, you just feel like whippin' me
then, rubbin' on some lotion
i'm sickened by the notion

maybe you think you'd like to tie me down
drag me to the floor and spin me 'round
maybe you'd like to break out all your tools
you would dare me not to break your rules

oh, listen, girl
in that case, i don't want no part
i think your ways are off the chart...oh
you never feel like lovin' me
without tons of commotion
i'm sickened by the notion
said, you just feel like whippin' me
then, rubbin' on some lotion
i'm sickened by the notion

maybe you'd like to do it in the street
or on some winter's night, out in the sleet
maybe we'll do our thing down at the mall
or it might be funny inside a bathroom stall

oh, listen, girl
in that case, i don't want no part
i think your ways are off the chart...oh
you never feel like lovin' me
without tons of commotion
i'm sickened by the notion
said, you just feel like whippin' me
then, rubbin' on some lotion
i'm sickened by the notion

maybe you think i'd love to wear your gowns
go up on the roof and fool around
maybe you think we'd try it out with mules
or maybe underwater in the pool

oh, listen, girl
in that case, i don't want no part
i think your ways are off the chart...oh
you never feel like lovin' me
without tons of commotion
i'm sickened by the notion
said, you just feel like whippin' me
then, rubbin' on some lotion
i'm sickened by the notion


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Arwen - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, Alvin! 5s!
Ravyn Rant - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I second Arwen's emotion!
Liao Xie - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Make that a threesome!
Ashkicksass - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, Al. Very creative. How about a 4-way?
alvin rhodes - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
a 4-way !...perfect, we can play "bridge"
Johnny D - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
( jogs up, out of breath )....(pant, pant, pant, wheeze, pant).....OK, I'm here now, okay, let's see....oh yeah, of course, 5's !
John Barry - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody and congrats for getting it past the random bluenosery.
alvin rhodes - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks johnny and john....yep, this one made it through...yee haw
Meriadoc - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Well gosh Alvin, looks like you can't play with me and Pip and Johnny and Malcolm then... ;-)
Paul Robinson - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - this is one of those I classify as "Just An Old-Fashioned Love Song"...5's...almost missed the line about the mules, though..."yee haw", indeed...I'll bet fooling with mules will make an ass out of you sure...
Dee Range - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I think I've seen the mule video. Was that you? 5's for another fine effort
Michael Pacholek - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Everybody complains about the leather, but Alvin actually did something about it!
alvin rhodes - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you merry, paul, dee and michael...no, i've never tried it with a mule

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