Somebody once told me that I am like a genie.
I'll be there whenever you need help.
Well, to tell you all the truth, I'm not much smarter than you are.
You all do have a brain under your scalp.

Well, the tests keep coming and they don't stop coming.
Watching kids fail. Back to me they're running.
Counting to five on your fingers and thumb.
I'm not smart; it's just that you're all dumb.

Where's all the A's. Where's all the B's.
What is wrong with getting all E's?
You'll never earn if you don't yearn.
You'll never pass if you don't learn.

Hey now. You're a nuisance.
Ask a teacher. Not me.
Hey now. You're annoying.
Get your books and...study.

And all who ask me again,
I will stab you with my pen.

Math's a hard class, and they say it gets harder.
You think it's tough now, wait till you get smarter.
But my friends, they will always need an answer.
Like I'm a host, and they're some kind of cancer.

We're in high school. They should really know
What was taught in Civics and Bio.
I'm getting kind of tired. How bout you?
Of course not, cause you're one of those little pests, too.

Hey now. You're a nuisance.
Ask a teacher. Not me.
Hey now. You're annoying.
Get your books and...study.

And all who ask me again,
I will stab you...

Somebody once asked in my last computer class,
"Can you please tell me how to double space?"
I said nope. What a big dope.
Ask the teacher. That is why he's here.
Now will you please get out of my face?!?

Well, the years keep coming and they don't stop coming.
They're getting tired and their brains are numbing.
Got their grades, and they went berserk.
Don't blame me. You shoulda done your work.

So little right. So many wrong.
So that's why I'm making this song.
I'll help you pass if you don't ask.
You'll get an A in your next class.

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