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Song Parodies -> "Rand"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Sly & The Family Stone

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

The Rand Corp.

The Lyrics

This is one skewed scary dude
Who has got a Confederate attitude
There’s a cross he’d like to bear
Hooded to the meeting where the torches flare
His thing is beyond far right
He’s an ophthalmologist who’s out of sight
Is this wingnut really for real?
The media replete
With his freakish spiel
Mental midget comes along
His one parent’s a freak; the son’s also wrong
One more crazy guy named Paul
As he brays what he’s saying makes no sense at all
Don’t you know that blacks are free?
But your mind is stuck in 1963
Or maybe it’s stuck in 1863

It’s Kentucky’s
Rand, rank Rand

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Michael Pacholek - June 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Good. Can you do one to R.E.M.'s song of the same name? This creep deserves whatever you can dish out.
Old Man Ribber - June 03, 2010 - Report this comment
A-Paul-ing! But I don't expect Obama to campaign for Jack Conway...that would insure Rand's election! ;D

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