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Song Parodies -> "Dan's Quite Pathetic"

Original Song Title:

"Dance To The Music"

Original Performer:

Sly & The Family Stone

Parody Song Title:

"Dan's Quite Pathetic"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

This could be a fight song for the Street Fighter dude,Dan Hibiki.
[Sakura:]Let's say that Dan's quite pathetic!
We all say that Dan's quite far too pathetic!
[All:]Dan's quite pathetic! Dan's quite pathetic!

[Ryu:]Hey Ken!
[Ken:] What?
[Ryu:]All we need is a fighter who only was fighting with his feet
[Ken:]I'm gonna bring a happy ninja who worries about his past misdeeds
[Ryu:]I'm gonna bring Akuma,be prepared,be dead or alive
[Ken:]I couldn't hear Dan Hibiki saying "Fight! Ryu fight!"

[Akuma:]You might like to go take a beatin',
Sakura's still around,yeah!
Sakura & Ryu got a message they're sayin':
[Sakura:]We will beat you down!
[All:]Dan's quite pathetic! Dan's quite pathetic!

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Michael Pacholek - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Great title, but I was hoping it was about Dan Quayle. Even your video games are "Cartoons That Are Sucky!"

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