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Song Parodies -> "Since I Don't Have Booze"
Original Song Title:
"Since I Don't Have You"
Original Performer:
Skyliners / Guns N Roses
Parody Song Title:
"Since I Don't Have Booze"
Parody Written by:
Mikey Squirrel
The Lyrics
I don't have blackout spells, and I don't have vomit smells
I don't have episodes, since I don't have booze
I don't get easy whores, and I don't go to happy hours
I don't embarrass you, since I don't have booze
I don't have drunkenness, what a mess, and I lost all of my friends
I went to the liquor store, and found out I was poor,
And I've been sober since then
Now, I don't have alcohol, and I don't get into brawls
I remember everything, since I don't have booze, booze, booze
Booze, booze, booze
I don't have episodes, since I don't have booze
I don't get easy whores, and I don't go to happy hours
I don't embarrass you, since I don't have booze
I don't have drunkenness, what a mess, and I lost all of my friends
I went to the liquor store, and found out I was poor,
And I've been sober since then
Now, I don't have alcohol, and I don't get into brawls
I remember everything, since I don't have booze, booze, booze
Booze, booze, booze
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This is funny and well done..fives
Pretty good, but I had to dock you a point for putting GnR in there with Jimmy Beaumont & the Skyliners. Note: "Live and Let Die" was done by Paul McCartney & Wings, and "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" by Bob Dylan. Begging the question, how come GnR never completed the trinity and did an Elvis song? "Suspicious Minds" would've been a natural for them.
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