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Song Parodies -> "Since I Don't Have Booze"

Original Song Title:

"Since I Don't Have You"

Original Performer:

Skyliners / Guns N Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Since I Don't Have Booze"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Squirrel

The Lyrics

I don't have blackout spells, and I don't have vomit smells
I don't have episodes, since I don't have booze
I don't get easy whores, and I don't go to happy hours
I don't embarrass you, since I don't have booze
I don't have drunkenness, what a mess, and I lost all of my friends
I went to the liquor store, and found out I was poor,
And I've been sober since then
Now, I don't have alcohol, and I don't get into brawls
I remember everything, since I don't have booze, booze, booze
Booze, booze, booze
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Overall Rating: 4.8

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AFW - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
This is funny and well done..fives
Michael Pacholek - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty good, but I had to dock you a point for putting GnR in there with Jimmy Beaumont & the Skyliners. Note: "Live and Let Die" was done by Paul McCartney & Wings, and "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" by Bob Dylan. Begging the question, how come GnR never completed the trinity and did an Elvis song? "Suspicious Minds" would've been a natural for them.

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