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Song Parodies -> "Kinky Hugh"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Simon Dupre

Parody Song Title:

"Kinky Hugh"

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The Lyrics

i tribute to playboy hugh heffner
i am the real ent-rep-eneur son in black tie
nothing goes awry,coz i am the guy
i will wear a silken silver scarf in my night gown
i'm older than the ark,still can pull a tart

i may look to old but i go all night
they will shout, i love hugh !
i admit to scoring- things i go through !
i sow my seed

and no better vice makes stars of there busoms
there not wearing bras,and sprawling over cars
they will tease and even cry out for,me to grind
never get black eye,when i stroke a thigh

i may-be so old and be so con-trite
they still write i love hugh
and say it pornking hugh i love you
that's all i need

the bunnies i hold are all out of sight
not to bright,they love hugh
sit-ting in hot spring hugh above you
heav-en in-deed

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Red Ant - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3K) Grammar is a bit odd in places, but "i'm older than the ark,still can pull a tart" was hilarious. DKTOS and couldn't find a copy, so I'll trust you on the pacing.
Matthias - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I love your use of vocabulary in all of your parodies this being no diffrent, I don't have to know the OS to laugh at "and no better vice makes stars of there busoms" and "i sow my seed"
Johnny D - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) I've parodied The Hef, too, heh heh heh!
Agrimorfee - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) This definitely cries out for an mp3 for a guide. I have found a Youtube link at the ABC Contest thread that everyone can check out. Well-written! I second the "pull a tart" line as very memorable.
Michael McVey - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, the Hef deserves it! So do the women who ignore all his vices and prove to the world that girls really do just want to have funds. DKTOS, but definitely 5's.-----MM
Kristof Robertson - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3K) DKTOS, Tomario...but this read well, and was a load of fun. 555
Stuart McArthur - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3K) and he does it all in daggy striped pyjamas - honestly, the man's a genius and inspiration - good stuff tomario - 555

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