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Song Parodies -> "Gay Men"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Sidney Poitier in 'Lilies of the Field'

Parody Song Title:

"Gay Men"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Gay men
Gay men
Gay men, gay men, gay men

See the gay bees (Gay men)
Strapped in their leather (Gay men)
On big fat Harleys (Gay men, gay men, gay men)

Strolling down the avenue (Gay menetc.)
Flapping slappy chaps on
And showin' their keisters

Growing up in silence
Hiding from their fathers
In deep dark closets

Made it out to Frisco
For a taste of freedom
And political power

In the bath houses
Consorting with their members
Consensually objectified

Stuck in mid-America
Suffer persecution
Maimed, killed and tortured

Acting up and organized
Fighting HIV/AIDS
Demanding equal rights now

Marrying their partners
Up in Massachusetts
Now they own each other's assets

Atheists and Protestants
Catholic Republicans
They come in all stripes now

Tranny friends of Dorothy
Our next-door neighbors

In the Army
Dying in Iraq now
For a country that abhors them

Practicing their safe sex
Wearing purple condoms
And bleaching hypodermics

Don't die in shame, now!
And spank you very much, you
Gay men, gay men, gay men!
┬ęBob Gomez 2005 To M.H.G. 1953-1989.

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