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Song Parodies -> "As Long As She Needs Me"

Original Song Title:

"As Long As He Needs Me"

Original Performer:

Shirley Bassey..From B'Way show, 'Oliver'

Parody Song Title:

"As Long As She Needs Me"

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The Lyrics

As Long As She Needs Me...
That's how long I will be...
One inch, or twenty three...
...As Long As She Needs Me

She picked me from the crowd
In her eyes, I'm endowed
Enough to make me proud...
...As Long As She Needs Me

Who needs enhancements,
Those emails send..
When love's beginning,
There's just no end...

Don't have enough to hide
Still, I feel huge inside...
I can enhance my pride
...As Long As She Needs Me...

Who needs a package to protrude
Or be a mighty macho dude,
I just believe I'm hunk,
And I
Ain't shrunk...

As Long As She Needs Me...
The size is not the key
In her mind I'll still be...
As Long As She Needs Me

Viagra's not our song
Love brings on firm and strong
Enough to ring her gong...
As Long As She Needs Me

Those who are short changed,
Will understand...

When someone needs you
Love makes it grand..

Let life betray my truss
I shall not make a fuss
'Cause in her heart I'm just,
As Long As She Needs Me

As Long As She Needs Me...

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alvin - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
great title switch
Kristof Robertson - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
This is actually really kind of sweet and a typically demented AFWish way. Awwwwww. 555
AFW - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin.....and thanks, Kristof...good to see ya' back on the home court....yeah, it's kind of a "Mish" and a "Mash", I guess....a bit like a left handed Republican...Hoping to see some of your entertaining submits, again, soon...

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