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Song Parodies -> "Old Swinger"
Original Song Title:
"Goldfinger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Shirley Bassey
Parody Song Title:
"Old Swinger"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Old Swinger,
He's the man,
The man with the sexy babe,
His name is Abe..
Such an Old Swinger,
Wrinkled skin,
He carries his cash in bags,
His face just sags
Sweet as birds, are his words,
To her ears..
Cause money talking,
Is all that she hears..
If she's holding her nose when he's kissed her,
Blame the nasty breath from,
Mister, Old Swinger,
Denture plates,
and a brown toupee...
What's left to say?
He's the man,
The man with the sexy babe,
His name is Abe..
Such an Old Swinger,
Wrinkled skin,
He carries his cash in bags,
His face just sags
Sweet as birds, are his words,
To her ears..
Cause money talking,
Is all that she hears..
If she's holding her nose when he's kissed her,
Blame the nasty breath from,
Mister, Old Swinger,
Denture plates,
and a brown toupee...
What's left to say?
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fun to sing along with...5s
I like what you've done to my composition!
Abe Simpson? - or am I missing someone obvious? - 555
You're such a cynic, AFW...:-) 555
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