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Song Parodies -> "Papelbon"
Original Song Title:
"Goldfinger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Shirley Bassey
Parody Song Title:
"Papelbon"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
As noted in a blog I read, when the Nats acquired Papelbon, they were three games up in the NL East. After the trade? You know what happened, coincidence?
Papelbum
What a bum, a bum who pouts way too much
A crazy scum
What a low loser
Looking for a person he wants to pin
It's wearing thin
Blazing pitch he will throw to the zone
But it'll fly up all day once it's thrown
For a baseball fan knows when he's insane
His act is a pain as...
Mister Crapelbum
Baseball fan, beware of this crazy fool
Ex-Red Sox tool
Blazing pitch he will throw to the zone
But it'll fly up all day once it's thrown
For a baseball fan knows when he's insane
His act is a pain as...
He is just a bum
Everyone, don't be surprised as he'll fold
The way it's told
The guy is a fool
Crazy fool
What a tool
An ex-Red Sox tool
He's a tool
Just a fool
What a bum, a bum who pouts way too much
A crazy scum
What a low loser
Looking for a person he wants to pin
It's wearing thin
Blazing pitch he will throw to the zone
But it'll fly up all day once it's thrown
For a baseball fan knows when he's insane
His act is a pain as...
Mister Crapelbum
Baseball fan, beware of this crazy fool
Ex-Red Sox tool
Blazing pitch he will throw to the zone
But it'll fly up all day once it's thrown
For a baseball fan knows when he's insane
His act is a pain as...
He is just a bum
Everyone, don't be surprised as he'll fold
The way it's told
The guy is a fool
Crazy fool
What a tool
An ex-Red Sox tool
He's a tool
Just a fool
From what happened during that Nats game, the guy is almost as crazy as Paul Priore.
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