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Song Parodies -> "Moldfinger"
Original Song Title:
"Goldfinger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Shirley Bassey
Parody Song Title:
"Moldfinger"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Want it to touch you?
Moldfinger
It's a hand, the hand with a rotten touch
It hurts as such
It's a moldfinger
Sickens you to the point you lose your lunch
Hurts like a punch
Moldy smell it will flow through your ear
But its stench will wreck you to your tears
From its moldy whirl one when I touched her
It's the touch of death from
I have moldfinger
Everyone, beware of this touch of mold
Your skin will fold
Moldy smell it will flow through your ear
But its stench will wreck you to your tears
From its moldy whirl one when I touched her
It's the touch of death from
I have moldfinger
Everyone, beware of this touch of mold
Your skin will fold
It's covered with mold
Rotten mold
Cancer mold
It's covered with mold
Rotten mold
Cancer mold
It's a hand, the hand with a rotten touch
It hurts as such
It's a moldfinger
Sickens you to the point you lose your lunch
Hurts like a punch
Moldy smell it will flow through your ear
But its stench will wreck you to your tears
From its moldy whirl one when I touched her
It's the touch of death from
I have moldfinger
Everyone, beware of this touch of mold
Your skin will fold
Moldy smell it will flow through your ear
But its stench will wreck you to your tears
From its moldy whirl one when I touched her
It's the touch of death from
I have moldfinger
Everyone, beware of this touch of mold
Your skin will fold
It's covered with mold
Rotten mold
Cancer mold
It's covered with mold
Rotten mold
Cancer mold
Still want it to touch you?
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Hmm... a moldy from an oldie! 555!
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