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Song Parodies -> "Bird Finger"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Shirley Bassey

Parody Song Title:

"Bird Finger"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Bird Finger,
It's the one,
The one that can be - most fun
If timely done..
Naughty bird finger,
Long of tip,
The digit we should not clip,
Long nail, more flip..

Gift from God
Meant for insults, brash
Grand extend to offend with a flash
Devilish and Sa-tanish,
Strong and straight and knuckled, mannish.

Bird Finger,
Bold and bare,
Dare fare for the proper time
A swear in mime..

So terrif- even if it can't fly
Clear in mean-ing, obscene to the thigh
Aim at ex-wife, ex-boss, or bad sister
Impulse move,
This non-resister..

Bird Finger,
From car windows,
In traffic - pure gold,
Power - we hold..

Be proud of your bird
Tho' obsurd,
Sends the word,
Emotion is stirred,
Satisfaction assured..

Bird Finger..

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Wild Child JIN - February 21, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm not going to "Bird Finger" this parody. I get the "point" of it! :-D 5's
Brave Digit - February 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Inspired and inspiring.
Old Man Ribber - February 21, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - I've "flipped" over this one! ;D
Mark Scotti - February 21, 2011 - Report this comment
The one finger that says it all, who needs do, Dave, three of them!
AFW - February 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, WCJ, Brave D., (who ever thou art), and OMR, and Mark,...
Christie Marie M - February 21, 2011 - Report this comment
"Flipped" out over your hilarious satire, AFW, and welcome back!!
AFW - February 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Thank you, Christie...

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