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Song Parodies -> "URI"

Original Song Title:

"Goldfinger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shirley Bassey

Parody Song Title:

"URI"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

I'm taking Tylenol right now, hope I'll get better.
Congestion
It have blocked, have blocked the breathing chest
Can't get a rest
Dreadful congestion
Forcing you to cough out the golden phlegm
You got a bam!

Golden phlegm you will cough over here
As it lies right above someone's ear
For a golden plop knows when it drops down
The drip's all it's left...

For crappy congestion
Everyone, relax and let it all go
You have a cold

Golden phlegm you will cough over here
As it lies right above someone's ear
For a golden plop knows when it drops down
The drip's all it's left...

For crappy congestion
Everyone, relax and let it all go
You have a cold
It is just a cold
Just a cold
Just a cold
It is just a cold
Just a cold
Just a cold
It's really disgusting.

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Overall Rating: 3.5

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? - December 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Awww poor Max is ill!!! Get well soon lol
WarrenB - December 04, 2010 - Report this comment
As one who has chronic nasal maladies, my sympathies to you. May I suggest 3 Advil, a cup of honey, and 3 shots of Wild Turkey 151. Won't do anything for the congestion, but it'll certainly make you feel better.

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