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Song Parodies -> "Gold-thinger"

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Original Performer:

Shirley Bassey

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The Lyrics

It's the one, the one with the Midas much,
Girls love it's touch,
Such a Gold-thinger
Glimmers sweet, and takes a backseat to none
Fems seek it's fun

Golden thrusts quelling lusts that appear
Pleasures swell till they yell out and cheer
Every Gold-thinged girl .. knows, like her sister
Not a man she's with ...

But just her, Gold-thinger ...
Vibrates, too, .. powered by new alkalines
Smooth sleek designs

Golden notes from their throats ring sin-cere
'Less they're numb, orgasm's coming here ..
Every Gold-thinged girl .. knows, like her sister
Ain't no man she's with ...

It's just her, Gold-thinger ..
Gentle curve ... to find every nerve and fold
This thing is Gold..
Girls want only Gold
Only Gold
She loves Gold
Fourteen carat Gold
Shining Gold
She loves her Gold

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Mark Scotti - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
A parody that just "hums" along... 555 Carats....
alvin - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
good vibrations...funny concept
AFW - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark and alvin
Timmy1000 - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Pretty funny and a good choice for OS.
Leo Keough - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
I'll have a very droll martini...vibrated, not stirred...555!!!...[Security Code - ECH]
AFW - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Timmy, and thanks, James(Leo)
MadameDeBrassy - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Fine write here Sir ~ L'Air de Bond ~, mighty Duke o'Edge ~ I love Sean . . . what a Gent ! ! ~Scotland Forever, Sir ~

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