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Song Parodies -> "Love Handles"
Original Song Title:
"Goldfinger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Shirley Bassey
Parody Song Title:
"Love Handles"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Can happen to anyone
Love handles
You're the man, the man who let himself go
That's really blow
You got bad handles
Beckons you to eat from the garbage bin
And you've gave in
All those fats that will pour to your waist
As those lards won't disguise what you taste
For Sammo Hung knows when it kissed him
It's the kiss of fat ...
From Mister Love Handles
Everyone, don't eat from the garbage bin
I'm going in
All those fats that will pour to your waist
As those lards won't disguise what you taste
For David Wells knows when it kissed him
It's the kiss of fat ...
From Mister Love Handles
Everyone, don't eat from the garbage bin
I'm going in
You are getting fay
Getting fat
Friggin' fat
You are getting fat
Getting fat
F**king fat
You're the man, the man who let himself go
That's really blow
You got bad handles
Beckons you to eat from the garbage bin
And you've gave in
All those fats that will pour to your waist
As those lards won't disguise what you taste
For Sammo Hung knows when it kissed him
It's the kiss of fat ...
From Mister Love Handles
Everyone, don't eat from the garbage bin
I'm going in
All those fats that will pour to your waist
As those lards won't disguise what you taste
For David Wells knows when it kissed him
It's the kiss of fat ...
From Mister Love Handles
Everyone, don't eat from the garbage bin
I'm going in
You are getting fay
Getting fat
Friggin' fat
You are getting fat
Getting fat
F**king fat
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~Gun Slinger~, he's the man , the man with Tux of old, So i've been told . . . He will enfold you, and not make a sound. This and more with his feet on the ground . . . Stetson Gun slinger, he's my fave, Oh my Dave . . . .
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