Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Goaltendah"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Shirley Bassey

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

He's the man, the man with the nasty job
Puck hits can throb
It's a mind bendah,
Why someone
Would fill this position in..
Hard pucks are sin

Money offers must pour in their ear
Padded suits soften shoots, but I'd fear
That a slapshot real hot would blistah
My anatomy...

As Mistah...Goaltendah
I'll not athlete in this wild sport
Ain't Goalie sort

Let them keep all their millions a year,
I'll remain just a fan who will cheer
'Cause a slapshot too hot could blistah
My anatomy....
As Mistah...Goaltendah
Even worse...
Than dangers of hard pucked nubs,
They swing their clubs..

Game's outa' control
Not my role
Too risky at goal
I'll stroll,
Or just bowl...


Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   6

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

John Barry - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
As sung by a Bruins fan. But, feah, cheeah, yeeah, eeah.
Michael Pacholek - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
We meet again, Goaltendah. (Not to be confused with my "Lola" parody "Goalie.") This parody is so good... I must be dreaming. Good work, Agent 005.
alvin - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
smooth as ice
AFW - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, John...and thanks, Michael...I checked out your Lola, Goalie...great job...and thanks, alvin
Yoidy - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Puckin' awesome! 5s
AFW - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
And thanks, Mister Yoidy

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 753