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Song Parodies -> "Bowled Bonger"

Original Song Title:

"Goldfinger (theme)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shirley Bassey

Parody Song Title:

"Bowled Bonger"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Bowled Bonger,
In a pipe,
A type that will hype you higher
Your favorite fire

What a Bowled Bonger
Make it last..much longer,
This high you're in..
Keep smoking sin

Golden wisp of buds swirl 'round your ear
While you choke making smoke rings appear
You are Bond with a blonde as you puff it
It's your kinky bink..you huff it

Bowled Bonger
Pretty swirls,
This fuzz in a buzz from bob
It does the job

Hold your bitch, not a stitch, duds are gone
To your nose goes the clothes she had on
You are Bond with a blonde as you puff it
It's your kinky bink..you huff it

Bowled Bonger
Pretty swirls
The fuzz in a buzz from bob
It does the job..

You suck from the Bowl
Fancy Bowl,
On a roll
Aroma's console
Bless this Bowl
What a Bowl...




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alvin rhodes - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
bowled me over
John Barry - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
You could use your rolled finger to extract a booger pie.
Red Ant - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Normally I'd wait until 4:20 to post a comment on a parody like this, but today I'll make an exception. Good flow to TOS. I'm GREEN with envy! (Closing out with "Super Bowl" would have been over the top)
AFW - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, and John.....and Red Ant...you're right there, wish I'd of thought of that...
PMS - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Shirley you jest.
AFW - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm not jesting, and don't call me Shirley :>).....Leslie Neilson, here.........Thanks, PMS

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