Diapers are no pleasure
Changing them is not so easy
They smell so Limburger cheesy
I change them day and night
For a child who might just squirt me

Diapers are no pleasure
Put one on the kid he'll mess it
There's no way you can repress it
When I go to K-Mart
I go fill up the cart with thirty

I put on gloves
I don't like to touch poopy
Diapers smell so vile to me
But with gloves on
I carry on

Diapers are no pleasure
Hold my nose shut with my fingers
This one is a real humdinger
Babies are creatures who
fill their pants up with poo like gravey

I put on gloves
I don't like to touch poopy
Diapers smell so vile to me
But with gloves on
I carry on

Diapers are no pleasure, no pleasure, no pleasure
Diapers are no pleasure, no pleasure, no pleasure
No pleasure, no pleasure