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Song Parodies -> "Diapers Are No Pleasure"

Original Song Title:

"Diamonds Are Forever"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shirley Bassey

Parody Song Title:

"Diapers Are No Pleasure"

Parody Written by:

Silly Willie

The Lyrics

Diapers are no pleasure
Changing them is not so easy
They smell so Limburger cheesy
I change them day and night
For a child who might just squirt me

Diapers are no pleasure
Put one on the kid he'll mess it
There's no way you can repress it
When I go to K-Mart
I go fill up the cart with thirty

I put on gloves
I don't like to touch poopy
Diapers smell so vile to me
But with gloves on
I carry on

Diapers are no pleasure
Hold my nose shut with my fingers
This one is a real humdinger
Babies are creatures who
fill their pants up with poo like gravey

I put on gloves
I don't like to touch poopy
Diapers smell so vile to me
But with gloves on
I carry on

Diapers are no pleasure, no pleasure, no pleasure
Diapers are no pleasure, no pleasure, no pleasure
No pleasure, no pleasure

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J-Dog 007 - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Very stupid and Yet, Very Funny!!!
J-Dog 007 - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Very stupid and Yet, Very Funny!!!

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