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Song Parodies -> "Bronzefinger"
Original Song Title:
"Goldfinger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Shirley Bassey
Parody Song Title:
"Bronzefinger"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
He loves bronze.
Bronzefinger
He's the dude, the dude with the lame ass touch
A weak ass touch,
Such a lame finger
Beckons you to enter his crib of sin,
But don't go in
Bronzy words he will pour in your ear,
But his lies can't disguise what you fear,
For a bronzy girl knows when he's kissed her,
It's the kiss of rust from
Mister Bronzefinger.
Ugly girl, beware of this heart of bronze
This heart is cold
Bronzy words he will pour in your ear,
But his lies can't disguise what you fear,
For a bronzy girl knows when he's kissed her,
It's the kiss of rust from
Mister Bronzefinger.
Ugly girl, beware of this heart of bronze
This heart is cold
He loves only bronze
Only bronze
He loves bronze
He's the dude, the dude with the lame ass touch
A weak ass touch,
Such a lame finger
Beckons you to enter his crib of sin,
But don't go in
Bronzy words he will pour in your ear,
But his lies can't disguise what you fear,
For a bronzy girl knows when he's kissed her,
It's the kiss of rust from
Mister Bronzefinger.
Ugly girl, beware of this heart of bronze
This heart is cold
Bronzy words he will pour in your ear,
But his lies can't disguise what you fear,
For a bronzy girl knows when he's kissed her,
It's the kiss of rust from
Mister Bronzefinger.
Ugly girl, beware of this heart of bronze
This heart is cold
He loves only bronze
Only bronze
He loves bronze
No time.
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