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Song Parodies -> "Goldprick"
Original Song Title:
"Goldfinger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Shirley Bassey
Parody Song Title:
"Goldprick"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
The villain's name was borrowed from the architect Ernö Goldfinger, and his character bears some resemblance. Ernö Goldfinger consulted his lawyers when the book was published, prompting Fleming to suggest renaming the character "Goldprick", but eventually settled out of court in return for his costs, six copies of the book, and an agreement that the characters' first name Auric would always be used.
Goldprick
He's the man, the man with the minus touch
An architect's touch,
Such a cold prick
Beckons you to enter his Holiday Inn,
But don't go in
Golden words he will pour in your ear,
But his lies cannot hide what you fear,
For a home owner knows when he's tricked him,
It's the trick of death from
Mister Goldprick.
Home owners, beware of this heart of gold
This heart is cold
Golden words he will pour in your ear,
But his lies cannot hide what you fear,
For a home owner knows when he's tricked him,
It's the trick of death from
Mister Goldprick.
Home owners, beware of this heart of gold
This heart is cold
He's a prick
A prick
He's a prick
He's the man, the man with the minus touch
An architect's touch,
Such a cold prick
Beckons you to enter his Holiday Inn,
But don't go in
Golden words he will pour in your ear,
But his lies cannot hide what you fear,
For a home owner knows when he's tricked him,
It's the trick of death from
Mister Goldprick.
Home owners, beware of this heart of gold
This heart is cold
Golden words he will pour in your ear,
But his lies cannot hide what you fear,
For a home owner knows when he's tricked him,
It's the trick of death from
Mister Goldprick.
Home owners, beware of this heart of gold
This heart is cold
He's a prick
A prick
He's a prick
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