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Song Parodies -> "The First Coke is The Cheapest"

Original Song Title:

"The First Cut is The Deepest"

Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"The First Coke is The Cheapest"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I wrote this one myself after being driven absolutely NUTS by a lady I know that runs a snack bar. Day in & day out every time I was around...she was singing that song...So figured I would write one of my own in just for the fun of Hope all who read this get a good laugh from it, Enjoy
I would've given you Sprite from the start
But the coke machine, it's falling apart
And i really think that i could just die
But if ya wanna, try the plug again...
baby I'll try the plug again,
But i know....


The first Coke is the Cheapest,
Baby i know, The first Coke is the Cheapest

We'll when it comes to drinking soda's, hes first
So his blood sugar, it must be the worst...

----guitar solo----

I'm still in need of a buck forty-five
Cause that 2-liter, it's such a great buy...
Gonna drink till the coke tap runs dry
But if ya wanna, try the plug again....
OK, i'll try the plug again..but i know...

(repeat chorus)

End with.."try the plug again"

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Trampus R. - May 11, 2015 - Report this comment
Lol. Goes without saying that i, in particular, like this parody....I'm the one that wrote this more than 7 yrs. ago. Between writing this, and co-writing an Inuyasha fanfic at the time (which never got finished by the way) I lost internet due to circumstances. Wondered all these yrs. what became of this thing. Hmm....maybe i should write another after all this time. Anywho, glad someone liked it. And for the record the woman i wrote this abouts name was Neraida. Nice woman, but couldn't sing for $h! To the administrators of this site...thank you, for not deleting this even after my near decade abscence. Means a helluva lot to me. :-)

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