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Song Parodies -> "Gilligan's Trial"

Original Song Title:

"Gilligan's Isle (Ballad of)"

Original Performer:

Sherwood Schwartz and G. Wyle

Parody Song Title:

"Gilligan's Trial"

Parody Written by:

Brian Herrin

The Lyrics

'Gilligan's' Mary Ann Caught With Dope DRIGGS, Idaho (AP) — Dawn Wells, who played Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island," is serving six months' unsupervised probation after allegedly being caught with marijuana in her car. When asked why she was swerving, she replied that she was struggling with her heater controls on her new car.
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started with some tropic weed
Held in a tiny clip

Dawn's party was a big surprise
And when she said goodbye
It followed one too many drinks
And a three hour high, a three hour high

A trooper pulled her over
When the middle line was crossed
She said that she was swerving 'cause
"She reached for the de-frost" "She reached for the de-frost"

So this is the tale of Mary Ann
Probation for a long, long time,
She'll have to make the best of things
It's an uphill climb

No reefer in her motor car,
Not a single luxury,
Like Robinson Crusoe,
Deprived of her Doobie

So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
She must have found some wild weed
There on Gilligan's Isle!

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Stan Hall - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
I'd _still_ take Mary Ann over Ginger, Jan over Marcia, and Laverne over Shirley. :-)
alvin - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
funny concept....5s
Ann Hammond - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
funny
John Jenkins - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Timely and funny.
TQ - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
This is really funny......great job!!!! Looks like she'll have to change her name to Mary Jane..... LOL
LK - March 14, 2008 - Report this comment
I could not stop laughing, have not laughed so hard since the news of Spitzer getting caught in a prostitution ring; the vice that he fought so hard against and put people in jail for. How about doing a parody jingle on Eliot Spitzer getting caught in a prostitution ring?

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