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Song Parodies -> "Johnny Dangle"

Original Song Title:

"Johnny Angel"

Original Performer:

Shelly Fabares

Parody Song Title:

"Johnny Dangle"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Johnny Dangle, Johnny Dangle
That's the handle for me

"Johnny Dangle"
That's my handle
Cuz my handle doesn't yet exist
But some day I dream
I'll get one from a specialist

Johnny Dangle
I will be him
But till then I will just have to try
To dream that I'm a fellow,
My hot thoughts Johnny guy

I'm on Lesbos in Sapphic interplay
I dream of being he
With steeled machinery

I'm the fella
You're my imagined date
But you evaporate
So I'll self-satiate

With jobby handle
Got it angled
You see that my dan, girl, is steely
And together we can
Strap it on me manually

In reverie I'll be Gary today
I dream of being he
Though my genes say I'm she

I'm now Shelly
Though Sheldon is my fate
But he'll just have to wait
Until they operate

On Johnny Dangle
That's my handle
And I hope some day
You'll handle me
Now together we'll be
Though we're the same

Johnny Dangle, Johnny Dangle
That's the handle for me

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin rhodes - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
this is pretty clever...5s
John Barry - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
What Alvin said.
Michael Pacholek - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't we already have a "Johnny Dangle"? If he's willing to five this, then so am I.
Dee Range - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll trade you 3 fives for the film rights :-))
john ulvang - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Ewwwww! good one! - johnny ulvangle give it 5s

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