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Song Parodies -> "Demongelicals"

Original Song Title:

"Johnny Angel"

Original Performer:

Shelley Fabares

Parody Song Title:

"Demongelicals"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

Evangelicals
Are not Angels to me
(They're dumb, they're dumb, they're dumb, they're dumb)

Evangelicals
(they're dumb, they're dumb)
Are full of sins
(they're dumb they're dumb)
Because it's Rump that they can't resist
(Ah they're dumb, they're dumb)
They don't even really care
(Ah they're dumb, they're dumb)
That he's fascist
(They're dumb, they're dumb, they're dumb, they're dumb

Evangelicals
(they're dumb, they're dumb)
Are full of sins
(they're dumb they're dumb)
They are hypocrites to side with lies
(Ah they're dumb, they're so dumb)
Good God, they have sure sunk low
(Ah they're dumb, they're so dumb)
It makes me sigh, oh my
(they're dumb, they're dumb)

Rump carried them away
They live in foolish glee
He has them on their knees
(Way lost fellas)
Yes that became their fate
What they should love, they hate
(They're dumb)
They're dummy concentrate

Evangelicals
(they're dumb, they're dumb)
Are full of sins
(they're dumb they're dumb)
'Cause they pray for God to help a creep
(Ah they're dumb, they're so dumb)
They don't mind his thievery
(Ah they're dumb, they're so dumb)
That man is not heavenly
(they're dumb, they're dumb)

Rump carried them away
They live in foolish glee
He has them on their knees
(Way lost fellas)
Yes that became their fate
What they should love, they hate
(They're dumb)
They're dummy concentrate

Evangelicals (demongelicals)
Are full of sins (are full of sins)
'Cause they pray for God to help a creep
(Ah they're dumb, they're so dumb)
They don't mind his thievery
(Ah they're dumb, they're so dumb)
That man is not heavenly
(Demongelical)

Evangelicals (demongelicals)
Are no Angels to me
(Ooh)
Evangelicals (demongelicals)
Are not Angels to me
(Ooh)

Demongelicals

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eeL deaL - April 09, 2024 - Report this comment
wow, only 2 1 votes so far? did management finally fix things? did the total eclipse inspire a full overhaul?
Rand - April 09, 2024 - Report this comment
I see you've found a whole new outhouse of trollery in which to deliver your verbal and philosophical bowel movements.
eeL deaL - April 09, 2024 - Report this comment
at least vegan eeL has bowel movements, unlike the constipated conservatives who can't give up fiber-deficient meat.
interesting - April 10, 2024 - Report this comment
And so your extreme stereotyping is very obvious here. For some reason such stereotyping is considered ok if from the left but not the right. A very small overall amount of people even voted in the primaries, especially if you look at the percentages. Yes most were lazy. Some republicans are evangelical, many others aren't. Some primaries were open to all parties. For some unknown reason the majority of whoever did vote in primaries think he's capable of winning. Anyone with an ounce of sense knows he'll lose. But those who voted took leave of their senses, and doomed the party once again
Rand - April 10, 2024 - Report this comment
Mods? Wishing death on other site users?
Agree - April 10, 2024 - Report this comment
Yes, eel seems to be psychotic. such talking shouldn't be allowed on the site
eeL deaL - April 12, 2024 - Report this comment
Many psychiatrists rated Rump's psychiatric profile as similar to Hitler's. The real eeL isn't like that but some here posing as eeL have said inexcusable things.
eeL deaL - April 12, 2024 - Report this comment
The psychiatrists got their degrees from reputable source in Malaysia!
eeL deaL (reaL) - April 13, 2024 - Report this comment
Amiright could sure use an authentication system so everyone would know when someone is posing as another.

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