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Song Parodies -> "Wisconsin Dells"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Shannon (t/n Marty Wilde)

Parody Song Title:

"Wisconsin Dells"

The Lyrics

Who wouldn't consider some Wisconsin Dells
Right about--well, anytime?
Especially when you know that much of the TV
Isn't worth watching...

Maybe it's time for some Wisconsin Dells,
Especially when you start to hear
That "Duck Dynasty" is nothing but
A big fraud anyway!!

So who can imagine some choice watersliding,
Even in winter's coldest midst?
Credit those waterpark resorts they have there,
And which they created as well!!

So you'd better start thinking about Wisconsin Dells,
Especially if you've long been fond
Of the auld Jersey Shore, but after what Sandy wrought,
Won't want to thus return....

Maybe it's time that you joined those smart people
Of paradise people I know,
Who realise something that's all the more lacking
Among those Orlando theme parks--

So you'd better start thinking, &c.
Dedicated to the proposition that there are still some decent, value-for-money resorts and motels worth checking out.

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Patrick - October 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Welcome back. Does Wisconsin Dells appreciate what a great booster you are for the community? When is the best time to visit. Especially for someone who doesn't especially appreciate snow?

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