So why would go down to Branson, Missouri,
Knowing that its "music shows"
Are only appealing to the kind of crowd
As watches but Fox News?

If I be correct, Branson, Missouri,
Tends to have that kind of appeal
To those who see themselves but as
"REAL AmeriKKKans"--

Obviously "poor whites," and all oh too conscious
Of their own race for their own good,
Which can be easily exploited by the weird and unwholesome
Who may be our nation's demise!!

I, for one, would avoid Branson, Missouri,
Even if Cal Thomas described
As "nutritious patriotism" the messages
Of certain music shows--

It ain't paradise people as would go to Branson
For the most part, it would seem;
They listen to Glenn Beck, and even Rush Limbaugh,
Unaware of their imminent demise--

And if you're still thinking the Branson, Missouri
Is "White Culture" made pure and perfect--
I've news for you, brother, it's nothing but prolefeed
(And quite subtle, at that ...
(And quite subtle, at that ...)