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Song Parodies -> "I'll Pay Nada"
Original Song Title:
"Mas Que Nada"
Original Performer:
Sergio Mendes and Brazil '66
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Pay Nada"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
(Piano, bass, guitar, congas, drums, guiro, claves, maracas intro)
Yooooo, I'm in line, yo!
Move up, move up, move up!
Yooooo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I'm in line, yo!
Move up, move up, move up!
I'll pay nada!
What is this, like, a coffee intifada?
You messed up on my ordah!
So get it right this time, brah!
You forgot to spray whip
On this fat-free chai, dude!
How am I supposed to pay you
When servers get too rude?
Yooooo, I'm in line, yo!
Move up, move up, move up!
Yooooo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I'm in line, yo!
Move up, move up, move up!
I'll pay nada!
My grande mocha tastes like tepid wattah!
So take it back, whatev's--
I can pay you nothing now!
Where's my low-fat, no whip,
Soy cappuccino, dude?
I thought Starbucks guaranteed you--
Remake it or I'll sue!
Yooooo, I'm in line, yo!
Move up, move up, move up!
Yooooo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I'm in line, yo!
Move up, move up, move up!
I'll pay nada!
I wouldn't even leave a single quattah!
No, wait, who called police--?
Fine! Okay!! I'm leaving now!!!
Yooooo, I'm in line, yo!
Move up, move up, move up!
Yooooo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I'm in line, yo!
Move up, move up, move up!
I'll pay nada!
What is this, like, a coffee intifada?
You messed up on my ordah!
So get it right this time, brah!
You forgot to spray whip
On this fat-free chai, dude!
How am I supposed to pay you
When servers get too rude?
Yooooo, I'm in line, yo!
Move up, move up, move up!
Yooooo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I'm in line, yo!
Move up, move up, move up!
I'll pay nada!
My grande mocha tastes like tepid wattah!
So take it back, whatev's--
I can pay you nothing now!
Where's my low-fat, no whip,
Soy cappuccino, dude?
I thought Starbucks guaranteed you--
Remake it or I'll sue!
Yooooo, I'm in line, yo!
Move up, move up, move up!
Yooooo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I'm in line, yo!
Move up, move up, move up!
I'll pay nada!
I wouldn't even leave a single quattah!
No, wait, who called police--?
Fine! Okay!! I'm leaving now!!!
©Bob "Oh, Bob, Oh, Bob, Oh, Bob" Gomez 2013
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You pay nada, I'll pay 555. Now where does that darn decimal point go?
Bob - As Shakespeare almost said..."The fault, dear Bob, is not in our Starbuck's, but in ourselves. " On second thought, I can't find a single fault here. LOL...coffee intifada. ;D
This is great! I was wondering when someone would do a parody of this OS. Good job!
Thanks, Onslaught, Old Man and Bethany. This was fun to do. I would love to see another version of the OS, maybe something along the lines of, "Jon Secada" or "Must Wear Prada" or "Bad Lambada."
quite funny
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