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Song Parodies -> "Vile Feds Will Seek And Smother You"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Never Find Another You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Vile Feds Will Seek And Smother You"

Parody Written by:

A.E. Jones

The Lyrics

there’s a new world order
they’re comin’ for ya man
and it reeks of ordure
it’s the bilderberg plan
and they soon will be astride us
it matters what we do
so stay low, vile feds will find and smother you

they will all be gunnin’
for us, there’ll come a day
the choice is be runnin’
or join us in the fray
to work against the new order
and join the fight anew
or else bro, sly feds will find and smother you

it’s a wrong, wrong journey, trilateral guide
don’t say you’ve not been warned
join this side, the right side

they have made many fortunes
their treasure isn’t small
and there will be so much sorrow
when sov’reign nations fall
so if you should lose your gun, here
is what you gotta do
arm up bro; guile feds will find and smother you

so don’t let ’em take your gun, fear
that there ain’t much to do
arm up bro; vile feds will find and smother you

they’ll smother you, they’ll smother you!

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Patrick - November 13, 2013 - Report this comment
A nice rendition of the conspiracy theory of history. I heard someone say the other day that the government expects about 3% of American gun owners to actively resist any attempt to disarm the civilian population. That 3% would easily outnumber the US armed forces and the political police. I would expect a lot more would join in if it appeared the resistance had any chance of succeeding. Look how many troops were tied down in Boston searching for just one wounded punk with a pistol. Then think of Mumbai. In the long run, the elite need us more than we need them, they just don't seem to realize it yet. Couple minor pacing issues: I would change fourth line to "the Bilderberger plan", I think it would flow more smoothly. The title "Vile Feds Will Find And Smother You" makes good use of the original lyrics.
Callmelennie - November 14, 2013 - Report this comment
I think you're going to find, a.e.j, that the number of people who are a) Amiright readers; b) are fans of the second hit of the one-hit wonder Seekers; and 3) share our point of view is gonna be pretty small -- hence the single 5X5. Next time, at least go with "Georgie Girl" which is an eminently spoof worthy tune. I did one on Sandra Fluke called "Georgetown Girl" Click on "The Seekers" link at the top of the page and you'll run into it
Patrick - November 14, 2013 - Report this comment
I once did "I'll Never Clone Another Me" to this tune. Similar anti-bureaucratic theme. I like it better than "Georgie Girl".

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