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Song Parodies -> "San Shit-cisco"

Original Song Title:

"San Francisco"

Original Performer:

Scott McKenzie

Parody Song Title:

"San Shit-cisco"

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The Lyrics

San Francisco has allowed their homeless population to run amok and one result of that is shit coating sidewalks. I watched in revulsion as a City worker hosed off sidewalks covered in excrement and used needles. SF has already lost a Convention because of this degradation.
San Shit-cisco

(Sung to "San Francisco" - Scott McKenzie)

If you're going to San Shit-cisco
Best take care or there'll be shit in your hair
If you're going to San Shit-cisco
You'll be mystified at all the Liberals there

For those who come to San Shit-cisco
there'll be needles and piles of shit there
Sidewalks are brown in San Shit-cisco
Careless people took massive shits right there

Laughed at by the nation 'cause of public defecation
Bowels in motion
The stench of defecation causing a conflagration
Shit is in motion; a homeless potion

For those who come to San Shit-cisco
Look around and stare at shit dumped everywhere
If something squishes in San Shit-cisco
You'll know it is fresh defecation there

If you come to San Shit-cisco
by Summertime you will be fleeing there

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Mr Helper - July 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Wouldn't it be great if you could parody "I Left My Heart in San Fransisco" If only there was a feces-related word that rhymed with heart. Hmmm.
Rob Arndt - July 30, 2018 - Report this comment
This is great! 555! I used to visit SF every year back in the 1990s and 2000s, but the city already stank of homeless urine and shabby-looking people increased more each year. I heard it was really bad last year, but I guess it got worse. The convention got cancelled so the city lost $40 million. Public defecation puts SF up there with India and Singapore! But hey it's a Blue Model city of leniency concerning vagrancy, high crime, and sanctuary for illegals. Liberal progressiveness! Sh-t everywhere!!!
Watch this - July 30, 2018 - Report this comment
CryHavoc - August 02, 2018 - Report this comment
Mr. Helper, instead of rhyming with heart, I you say "I left my Brownstone in San Fran-s***-sco." Brownstone is a type of structure but also the name for MBR Heroin.
Mr Helper - August 02, 2018 - Report this comment
Let's refine that to "I left brown stones '' (doo be da doo, do be da doo) in-n-n San Francisco. Atop a pile of tramp feces
Tony Pinchett - August 02, 2018 - Report this comment
Here, let me take over, fellas ... The dung heap that was Haiti, it made my nostrils quail; The odors found in Qom are on another scale -- I've felt terribly unwell, tubercular in Qandahar -- I'm going HOME, to the toilet by the Bay

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