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Song Parodies -> "If You're Going To Eat Al Desko"

Original Song Title:

"If You're Going To San Francisco"

Original Performer:

Scott McKenzie

Parody Song Title:

"If You're Going To Eat Al Desko"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

I've got the Monday blues - so this one's for all you professional workstation desk jockeys who have to eat al desko (yes, it's a real phrase).

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
If you're going to eat al desko
Be sure to have some kleenex very near
If you cannot don't mess al desko
You're gonna cause the janitors to swear

For those who have to eat al desko
Luncheon time will not be very clear
Have your eats for grip al desko
we wypipo, can't starve out our careers

From across your station
Have a backup ration
Mind your hydration
Just avoid bad temptations
Don't get cheese obstipation
Keep bowels in motion
Get served a promotion

Here's a meal plan to eat al desko
Be sure to have some protein bars near
If you're missing to eat al desko
In no time your focus disappears

But then you girls who eat al desko
All the time - you'll pad your derrieres

© Peter Andersson.

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Jonathan - August 07, 2017 - Report this comment
thanks for explaining! for a second, I thought I was in for a disturbing cannibalism song, about some poor soul named Al Desko... 5s
Jonathan Spurlock - August 07, 2017 - Report this comment
I love it! Great job and 5's all around.
Peter Andersson - August 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks Jonathan 1 and Jonathan 2.

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